Bobbin’ for cotton candy apples

When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.

“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”

“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”

by thecottoncandyappler November 21, 2022

Big Dick Appreciation Month

The month of November is dedicated to all the big dicks in our lives and appreciation we have for them as we move into the Winter Solstice.

"Just a reminder, we're having our potluck Big Dick Appreciation Month this weekend.

by CalamitySymphony November 22, 2022

cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022

stamp of self-approval

A coffee cup stain left on the work desk that validates any blueprints or plans you have on paper.

I was hesitant about building that new workout equipment even though I didn't have all the resources, but after that cup of mojo left a stamp of self-approval on my blueprints I said "I'm doing this shit!"

by Capuchin for Hire December 31, 2022

Lady Gaga Appreciation Day

A day to appreciate Lady Gaga. It's everyday. Always appreciate Lady Gaga.

Person 1: What're you listening to?
Person 2: Lady Gaga obviously, it's Lady Gaga appreciation day
Person 1: Oh shoot, you're right

by Miiiiillllllkkkkkkk January 5, 2023

Certificate of Appreciation

An oft-given element when guest speakers are invited to conferences and seminars in Philippine schools. Usually written informally but is something like a recognition for those speakers.

And now...we hereby present our Certificate of Appreciation to our guest speaker Mrs. Vista for her wonderful insights on this intriguing topic!!!

by mintysparkly29 January 17, 2023

Horoscope Mobile App

There are 12 houses in every horoscope which are associated with different aspects of life. Planetary constellations are calculated on the basis of your date, time and place of birth in the horoscope. The Karma Astro App is an accurate horoscope mobile app through which you can make your birth chart.

Horoscope Mobile App

by Pachangam January 28, 2023