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Shit on a stick

When you shit on a stick to make it into a lollipop.
Hey Brianna I heard you shit on a stick earlier today.
by KrispyJuicy101 March 12, 2022
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all that and a bag of shit

When someone thinks they're all that and a bag of chips, but you hate them so much that don't feel they're worth being compared to something good, even with sarcasm.
"My coworker is so stuck up and condescending, she's all that and a bag of shit."
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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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Lord of Shit

Lord of Shit means someone reeks so bad, any and/or everything within a 10 mile radius rolls over and dies.
Guy1- what's wrong?
Guy2- (Pukes)
Guy2- Dude, Toby is the official lord of shit!
Toby- Hey guys, wassup?!
Guy1&2- (Fall on floor and die)
by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014
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lub shit

when you are playing fortnite and instead of using bandages you shoot your rocket launcher into the ground killing yourself. Also tends
Me- hey man use some bandages
Friend- Great idea man
*blows self up with rocket launcher*
Me- Wow that was some Lub shit
by hello123412 May 14, 2018
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Level 8 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another human shitting.
You ever have to go shit at the same time someone else does while camping? Lots of level 8 shits I've had.
by Kringle_ May 28, 2022
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not giving a shit about the Third World

Pretty self-explanatory card from Cards Against Humanity.
Simon: Hey, what does not giving a shit about the Third World mean?
Justin: Basically it means you don't care about the problems of people from the most poor nations, duh.
by EvanC7 December 31, 2023
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