Level 9 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.

They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 4 shit

A good shit where you saw an animal.

I took lots of level 4 shits while in the forest.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 10 shit

A good shit where you ate garlic bread.

I've only taken a level 10 shit once. I'm usually not allowed to take food into the bathroom.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 7 shit

A good shit where you saw God.

I took a level 7 shit in a church bathroom once.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 8 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another human shitting.

You ever have to go shit at the same time someone else does while camping? Lots of level 8 shits I've had.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 3 shit

A good shit with a very good view.

I had some level 3 shits while camping.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 1 shit

A good shit.

I have mostly level 1 shits at home.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022