Definitions by Kringle_

Level 10 shit 

A good shit where you ate garlic bread.

I've only taken a level 10 shit once. I'm usually not allowed to take food into the bathroom.

Level 10 shit by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 9 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.

They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.

Level 9 shit by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 8 shit 

A good shit where you made eye contact with another human shitting.

You ever have to go shit at the same time someone else does while camping? Lots of level 8 shits I've had.

Level 8 shit by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 7 shit 

A good shit where you saw God.

I took a level 7 shit in a church bathroom once.

Level 7 shit by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 6 shit 

A good shit where you saw another human.

I had a level 6 shit when I accidentally left the bathroom door open one time.

Level 6 shit by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 5 shit 

A good shit where you made eye contact with another animal shitting.

I took a level 5 shit with my dog the other day.

Level 5 shit by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 4 shit 

A good shit where you saw an animal.

I took lots of level 4 shits while in the forest.

Level 4 shit by Kringle_ May 28, 2022