Kringle_'s definitions

Level 1 shit

A good shit.

I have mostly level 1 shits at home.

by Kringle_ May 27, 2022

Level 3 shit

A good shit with a very good view.

I had some level 3 shits while camping.

by Kringle_ May 27, 2022

Level 6 shit

A good shit where you saw another human.

I had a level 6 shit when I accidentally left the bathroom door open one time.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 9 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.

They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 10 shit

A good shit where you ate garlic bread.

I've only taken a level 10 shit once. I'm usually not allowed to take food into the bathroom.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 5 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another animal shitting.

I took a level 5 shit with my dog the other day.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 7 shit

A good shit where you saw God.

I took a level 7 shit in a church bathroom once.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022