Valerie

A person usually called who has a vast proclivity to being an asshole, short hand for a Valerie that is an asshole is Vasshole. They are usually wrong, but due to their inability to recognize their own shortcomings project their insecurities onto others.

- Jesus I had no idea that Valerie was such a Vasshole.
- Oh yeah, she is a gaping Vasshole.

by Reedski December 6, 2021

Valerism

The realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own.

After watching the movie "Valeri" i felt a strong feeling of Valerism

by DrRuna January 10, 2022

valeria

she is the best person to exist in this entire universe she can be a little problematic but shes still the best

valeria is the best!!!

by yoongi outsold your favs January 12, 2022

valéria

Valéria is a female name, typically used in Portugal. Because most of the girls named Valéria are rude and spoiled bitches, the term widened into a concept which describes these type of moronic people, therefore its usual connotation is associated to an insult.

Bro sorry I can't take you to the movies, I asked my sister if I could borrow her car and she told me to fuck off.
Damn bro that's okay I'll just cry myself to sleep as usual.
Man she can be such a Valéria sometimes.

by pickle_rick_69 January 13, 2022

Valentina

An international girl from Italy who lacks common sense. She does not know how to speak English well and is at a failing grade in math. She is very stupid especially when she's drunk and cannot drive to save her pasta. Very problematic especially when it comes to situations when you cant be problematic. Her favorite phrase is "Are you stupid?"

If you are going to this party, don't be a Valentina.

by T350 January 13, 2022

Valen

A Valen has a huge ego. Very bold around friends but they secretly have social anxiety. Usually has brown hair and is medium height. They usually are a fag. They can put you in a trance like no other and then leave you when the moment is right. Has a thing for blondes and submissive people

“oh god its that cocky valen person again.”
“shut up bitch they are hot af”

by anonymous January 15, 2022

Valérien

Nobody know what he is, he can be all and he can be nothing. His best friend is God but God himself don't know him, and himself doesn't know what he is.

-Who is this guy?
- This is Valérien.

by Underweird January 18, 2022