Jesus on a stick 

a weird food they sell at the Korean Presbyterian church down the street

Dude have you had the Jesus on a stick?
yeah man it tastes pretty good

Jesus on a stick by theczechspam May 9, 2018

Douche Dick Fuck Stick 

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

Douche Dick Fuck Stick by Forbesgirlgolfers November 5, 2019

Don't stick ya dick in that 

The opposite of the popular phrase, "any hole is the goal".
A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place.

Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are:
-Clams

-Waste desposal unit
-Used banana wrappers

-Toucan beak
-Paper shredder
-Vacuum cleaner
-Exhaust pipe
-Chinese finger trap
-Pencil Sharpener

Clam: exists
Aidan: "Don't stick ya dick in that"

Don't stick ya dick in that by Toblerones April 14, 2021

raping stick 

A long pointy stick usually poked into any cavity, usually the arse but can be other places like the ear, eye etc.

Mush respect: just rape you up the arse with the raping stick.

raping stick by mush respect March 14, 2005

Spocker with the joy stick 

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker. Then the joystick is using your thumb to rub the clitoris at the same time.

i gave her the spocker with the joy stick! i bodly went where no man had gone before

Spocker with the joy stick by slick1man June 5, 2009

buttcheek on a stick 

when something hurts

*gets poked by a stick*

someone: ouch that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

buttcheek on a stick by cutecow October 29, 2019

breaking stick 

A hard and firm object, generally long and slender in nature, that is used to break ones bowel movements into pieces so that it can be flushed down the toilet.

guy 1: you were in there long enough
guy2: well that burrito killed me. I had to get the breaking stick out.

breaking stick by my other ride is your mom May 5, 2006