I-

Being speechless

someone: did you know the earth is flat?

me: I-

by cutecow October 27, 2019

November 8

National slap someone named Sarah, Julia, Josie, Annie, Bianca, Lauren, Natalie, and Hayden

Friend: you know what day it is?

Natalie: november 8 wait. oh no...

by cutecow October 30, 2019

buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts

*gets poked by a stick*

someone: ouch that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

by cutecow October 30, 2019

October 31

“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.” -Cady

Someone: What day is it again?

Me: October 31st which means I can dress up like a slut and no one can judge me about it

by cutecow October 27, 2019

korean wannabe

white bitches who listen to bts and try to be and speak korean. they think they know everything about korean culture when they really don’t lmao. they love saying unnie and oppa. every koreans think they’re weird lol

sarah: omg hi unnie!!!!

korean: get the fuck away you korean wannabe

by cutecow November 25, 2019

december 7

slap anyone who’s name is bianca, hayden, ella, sarah, luke, chad, matthew, justin, hailey, and avery on their stomach

someone: todays december 7
hayden: oh no...

by cutecow November 25, 2019