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tactical gaming shorts 

Shorts typically intended for working out or team sports such as basketball which have been repurposed for comfort and ventilation during gaming. They are also the lowest tier of pants which a man can reasonably wear in public while going to a convenience store.
I just want change into my tactical gaming shorts, it's too hot in my apartment from my video card to wear jeans.
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Shartcon 

A simple warning system named in homage to the Defense Readiness Condition aka defcon. Shartcon is also present at 5 levels, whereas shartcon level 5 would mean only a slight chance of a possible shart. Shartcon level 1 would entail that one is in eminent danger of sharting shortly, and should proceed to the nearest bathroom just in case. It is an early warning system aimed at helping normal citizens avoid shitting the pants.
Dude, I drank alot of jager last night and just grubbed some taco bell...I'm operating at a shartcon level 2. Better pull over, just in case--this fart feels dangerous.
Shartcon by KyleTheMan621 June 7, 2007

Shartinate 

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.
1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.
Shartinate by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

shartass 

(n.) Someone who constantly attempts to entertain others by the act of farting but eventually meets their due fate by accidently shitting their pants.
One day Bob sharted while we were playing basketball at the YMCA, I can't stand that shartass.

Shartchery

The act of aiming at a target while farting and shitting at the same time. Extra points if you avoid the shotgun effect.
"We better stop by Taco Bell on the way home. I have a shartchery competition tonight."
Shartchery by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011

shart deco 

The art of spraying shit around the toilet bowl that does not wash away when you flush the toilet.
After eating at Taco Hell, my wife needs to clean the toilet to remove the shart deco I left behind.
shart deco by 69Starmonkey March 6, 2014

shart shack

A place you go and never return
See waddels home that place is a real shart shack
shart shack by Shartlover December 1, 2021