penis mightier

Celebrity Jeopardy skit from Saturday Night Live. A category entitled, "The Pen Is Mightier" is mistakenly interpreted by Sean Connery as "Penis Mightier." Connery thinks that it is an object to lengthen, or make the penis larger

Connery - Gussy it up however you will Trebeck, but does it really work?
Nicolas Cage - Wait, wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?

by Falklian January 26, 2004

penis cramp

when you have masturbated/released so much that you can no longer move your hand up and down your penis (can not release any seamen either)without screaming out in huge agony. Usually occurs after hentai (scientists haven't been able to explain this supernatural phenomenon).

" No more hentai for me my penis cramp is so bad i just want to cut it off and put it in a hot dog bun"

by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017

Penis Mustache

A particular arch shaping of the pubic hair directly above the penis, resembling a mustache. When receiving a blow job, it is said that one with a penis mustache generously allows his partner to "try it on".

Ashley wore my penis mustache all night on Saturday.

by winenight August 1, 2011

Penis idiot

An insult made to destroy people's lives to pieces. Only to be used in extreme situations.

person 1: shut up mario gay
person 2: no u penis idiot

by yeetlolbeans October 22, 2018

Penis Fairy

The friend that draws a penis on your face after you pass out at a party.

Dude!! The penis fairy struck again!! John has a boner on his face lolz!

by Cameron Yancey October 3, 2008

Penis Time

A date between the hand and penis

Hey Kids, it's Penis Time!

by Penis McGeenus January 24, 2009

Penis Sharpening

When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.

Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.

by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010