Max Simpson

Getting into a fight with someone when they steal your Great British pound coin.

Wow man, almost had a Max Simpson the other day with this homeless guy on spice. It's okay though I knocked that bastard the fuck out.

by Chinese Kevin March 7, 2019

Max

A horny ass bush goblin who likes to tell people he wants to fuck them

Max shut the fuck up

by Ilovewilliamafton June 7, 2022

max and Jemma

the best couple ever

did you see max and Jemma, i wish i was as happy as them

by bigbootymanlover182 September 13, 2022

Anita max wynn

Drake said this in a livestream, it basically means “i need a max win” which explains that he is a gambler and wants to win big.

Drake: this is my alter ego. Anita max wynn, Anita max wynn.

by Niggahater16 January 6, 2024

girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.

Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.

by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024

Max

a wonderful man, very masculine man, a straight guy, loving and compassionate guy, a man who makes sure he brings the money to the table to take care of his obligations and some, a man who loves Chrissy very much and wants to marry her, one of the good ones and he's all mine, ladies man and with that being said ladies keep your hands off because he is very taken, a very open man and his openness is a strength of his, his openness keeps him from missing out on life's little drama shows from Chrissy because if he did not think openly he probably wouldn't be with her, Max loves a lady for who she is inside just the way god made her and loves all her perfect imperfections.
See Chrissy for further information on Max

Max is one of the good ones and he's all mine., I've never seen someone who loves a girl quite like Max does Chrissy., Max has all the great qualities that any girl could ever ask for., Max is just a wonderful human being., If more guys were like Max this world would be a better place!

by chrsissy73 March 23, 2022

Max

Loves eating men's cakes handmade in the gym. Loves caressing men's cakes with tenderness and juiciness. Particularly loves eating chocolate men's cake

Max looked at Mafarrel's cake with complete shock and astonishment. He began to approach him and started massaging his tender spongy cake.

by maxlovescake November 27, 2021