Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011

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confident tracksuit cancer

A confident pair or group of individuals who's primary taste in clothing pertains to brightly coloured tracksuits. in their free time they contribute to the cancer imitating growth of their echo (what you might know as a friendship circle). Their choice in music, any modern subculture of gangsta-rap or pop-rap. They force themselves on to women, while also maintaining an illogical, self contradicting rush to the aid of a woman in need of protection from a confident male. They're often located, by day, in public parks and by night, discount stores and E-cigarette outlets. If a confident tracksuit cancer were to divide, they would, as individuals no longer be defined as a confident tracksuit cancer; Simply named a tracksuit tumour, similar to the beginning of a cancer as a tumour. while the confidence is derivative of their aforementioned echo.

lets cross the street here, so as to avoid the confident tracksuit cancer

by carcrashcorpse May 10, 2016

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toucher_of_cancer

An absolute meme king who makes lit OCs and who everyone loves. True meme maker who is growing at a steady pace.

Holy dingus it’s Toucher_of_cancer’s new OC! I’m gonna comment some witty ass joke to be the top comment..

by Acordeon November 6, 2018

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toucher_of_cancer

One of the best meme pages to have ever seen the light of the universe. All memes are original, made by himself and never stolen, always funny and humorous and tier 12947 to say the least, these memes aren't made for your ordinary memester, they are handmade for gods.

cool dude: man, did you see {toucher_of_cancer}'s meme? another cool dude: heck yeah, them memes are amazing

by Moe1321 November 7, 2018

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