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1. Combination of a retard and an idiot.

2. Someone extremely slow or dim-witted.

3. Person who is unable to understand the easiest of concepts.
I tried to explain to Jeff how to add more than 2 numbers together but he is such a tardiot he didn't understand.
Tardiot by GMB123 February 26, 2010
Related Words

Drip-tarded 

When you dress really nice but are retarded
“That kids grades are so bad , but look at the outfit, he’s drip-tarded
Drip-tarded by Micpad January 9, 2019

Youri tarded 

this is a joke that you can use on your friends or your parents.
it is similar to the Joe Mamma joke but a little bit more offensive.
if you want to make your parents leave you, you can try using this joke or if you just want the friends that you dont have to leave you try this joke.
Joe: Yo mommy you know Youri?
Mom: Who is Youri?
Joe: Youri tarded !! Ha Ha Ha Ha

tardis twat 

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.
Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.
tardis twat by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003
The TARDIS apart from having the luxury of time travel has an added feature of having an interior of infinate size contained inside a very limited physical space, this is due to the dimentional rift on the boundarys of the TARDIS front doors.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.
One disadvanage is, although it has so much space inside theres not much you can fit throught the doors... unless everything is flat-packed (see IKEA)
TARDIS by Triple J May 7, 2005
Call someone a Tardzan, when they do something stupid...or to piss them off.
You dropped the cake, Tardzan!