Sloppy surprise

Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise

Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber

Sloppy surprise by Isaac69420 September 20, 2022

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Peppermint surprise

When you nut inside a woman when she is on her period and the red and white mixture drips out resembling a red and white Peppermint candy, usually surprises the participating party

I nutted inside Jessica last night when she was on her period, and she was surprised to notice the color combination dripping out of her looked like a Peppermint candy, thus giving her a Peppermint surprise.

Peppermint surprise by GunghoJoe570 October 15, 2022

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Provo surprise

When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.

Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.

Provo surprise by Hot Franklin October 15, 2022

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phillipino surprise

When Ranola and Angelo go in to a dark closet together.

Hit the lights so can give you a phillipino surprise.

phillipino surprise by anonymous October 18, 2022

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Hashemi Surprise

To act underhandedly and / or utilise methods of deceit in order to gain a financial benefit

Oh look, there she goes with another 'Hashemi Surprise'

Hashemi Surprise by PJai October 22, 2022

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Vald - Surprise

Cultural work made by Vald Sullyvan with the aim of valuing the Beatmaker Susma Beats.

Vald - Surprise lyrics: Susma Beats, Susma Beats, Susma Beats.
Susma Beaaaats Susma Beats, Beats, Beats...

Vald - Surprise by Eine seltsame November 19, 2022

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catholic surprise

A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"

"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"

catholic surprise by sexybeast.blue.black December 26, 2022

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