Ryan

A chaotic human specimen powered by half-finished thoughts and questionable decision-making. Frequently appears confused, occasionally smells like he forgot what deodorant is, yet somehow possesses an inexplicably luscious bubble butt. Known for saying things that make sense only after the third explanation (or never). Despite all evidence, remains weirdly lovable.

"I want to drop kick Ryan"
- "He would probably bounce off the ground with that butt"

Ryan by xllusive January 29, 2026

Ryan

The prettiest boy I've ever met with a heart of gold who doesnt know how much I miss him

"Dear God I miss my sweet boy Ryan."

Ryan by Its.not_natss February 20, 2026

Ryan

The greatest bass player on earth. He is so good at bass that when he plays it, it melts everyone's face off. He is even better than Cliff Burton who was arguably the best bass player ever until he died. Everybody is so jealous of Ryan's bass skills that when they hear it they get suicidal tendencies because they aren't as good as him.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear how Ryan played bass yesterday?
Guy: 2: Yeah, it melted my face off.

Ryan by juan prius April 9, 2026

ryan :) 

Ryan is the cutest human being ever. He has GREAT HAIR, and great eyes. He is also the sweetest human being literally ever. Ryan is a guy that seems like he might not be thinking about you but he does.

Friend- "Omg who's the cute new guy?"
Me- "...Oh that's ryan :)" *major heart eyes*

ryan :) by girl who got major heart eyes February 16, 2019

Ryan :) 

Honestly, a super sweet guy. Kind, considerate, careful and loving, you will not find anything better than this guy. His smile is brilliant and dorky, his laugh excites everyone around him and his sense of humor is awesome. He loves to give hugs and to receive affection. Will not give up on someone and treats everyone with the respect they deserve. A lovable dork to say the least, Ryan is a wonderful guy all around. I could go on forever about how his touch is calming or how voice is soothing or how he is my reason to wake up every morning. He's got a great head on his shoulders and it's important to note that he can also be a bit vulgar, but it's all part of the fun.

"Hey, have you talked to Ryan :) recently?"
"Yeah! He's so hot!"

Ryan :) by TheLaughingDiddler May 30, 2019

Ryan! 

Ryan, funny, but kind of a dark side. He will also be sarcastic and has a lot of friends! He will be very athletic and loves one sport. He is kind, and you want one in your life because he is a good person all around.

Yup, that’s a Ryan!

Ryan! by Theaterkid09 May 14, 2021

Ryan_ 

Ryan is a really cool guy

hes the most based person in the world and very nice
he is also super epuic

yo you like ryan_ you cool

Ryan_ by EpicGamerCooolbro August 13, 2022