puppy lasagna

eating out a dog

wow i really want some puppy lasagna right now

by quacking froggie March 24, 2021

Tuscumbia Puppy

Any sexual act that leaves you feeling confused and slimey underneath a rural mobile home.

Man, I don't know what happened last night but I think I ended up with a Tuscumbia Puppy.

by Bamafam August 3, 2007

slosh puppies

running around in the snow naked

riley- "wanna go slosh puppies with me?"
kenzie- "sure thang"

by murry8 November 10, 2011

Ugly but cute puppies

Alliyah

Damn what is that???

Oh just alliyah

I guess she ugly but cute puppies

by Lelellelelele March 29, 2019

Ass Puppet

A term of endearment used by closers to define the cute little sales-monkeys who close 3-4 a month. An individual who has a tendency to underwhelm. One who doesn't accept high-value performance based bets because he/she knows they will lose at least $1,000.00.

a: "Hey, did you hear about Hergert and his 3 sales?" "Yeah, what an Ass Puppet."

by Guy On Internet May 21, 2008

Raping a dead puppy

Attacking a defenceless being

By bothering telling that girl she is stupid you might as well be raping a dead puppy

by Samysam September 18, 2006

puppy

A politically correct version of pussy; in other words, showing little or no backbone when confronted with any task or obligation.

Man, Steve really puppied out. He was supposed to meet me here but instead
stayed home with his mom.
x
You're such a puppy. Get a life and stop whining.
x
Don't be a puppy. Ask her out.
x
x

by germinator7 February 18, 2008