October 13th

The day the best person ever was born. Me. Fuck that kpop bitchboy.

Me: It’s my birthday not Jim Jim kpop bitch.
Also Me: It’s also October 13th.

by HaeroldDasHure October 29, 2019

October 27

A day in 2017 in which lots of movies and video games came out.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, when does Super Mario Odyssey come out?"
Guy 2: "October 27th."

by Mario Mario the Mario Fan October 12, 2017

october 24th

A day on which all trombone players are celebrated. Drinking is mandatory, as is dancing in the street. Trumpet players can also be celebrated.

Ryan celebrated October 24th right by playing his trombone all day and drinking all night.

by SamIAm92 October 19, 2010

October 3

If you were born on this day you are a badass and better than anyone else and your really smart

Hey we're you born on October 3 if u were you are a badass

by Uuucbkjnskznsbsnsnx December 10, 2019

October 16

National suck dick day

Her friend asked her what she was doing later

‘Well it’s October 16...’

by SUckdickday October 16, 2019

October 3

October 3 the day when true bitches are born

E.g. Maude HL was born on October 3 you know what that means she’s a bitch.

by rehochpe January 7, 2020

October 28

National eat your girlfriend out day!

It’s October 28, time to eat my girlfriend out!

by notChristianISwear October 27, 2020