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California Rizz

Girl, you got California Rizz
by BB2Bb2 May 17, 2025
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California

libland usa
i fucking hate california
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 27, 2025
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California Vacuum Cleaner

A sex position where a Male is riding another male reverse cowgirl style, but the bottom male is bent forward and sucking on the top males penis as it is coming up and down
Yo! Wanna do a California vacuum cleaner at my place tonight?
by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025
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Californiastan

The nickname for the worst state in the US. Crime, stupidity, wokeism, entitlement, high prices, high taxes on EVERYTHING, homelessness, and political corruption are rampant in the state that hasn't seen a Republican or Independent governor for over 50 years, which has caused crime and homelessness to ramp up. Owning a gun is damn near impossible over there because idiots believe that taking guns away from LAW ABIDING CITIZENS will solve problems instead of causing more problems.
I will never live in Californiastan. Fuck that place! If I were to move to another state, I'd move to Florida!
by Failurebitch June 3, 2025
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California Douchebag musi

California Douchebag” refers to guitar-centered, approachable and superficially “rebellious” music created by 90s bands like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Green Day, and Blink 182, characterized by shirtless white men marrying a “punk” “rock” sound to other genres of music (c.f., appropriation). (E.g., ska-punk, reggae-punk, funk-punk).
“The alleged perpetrators had worked themselves into a frenzy by drinking three cases of PBR, driving at high speeds up the PCH, and listening to hours of California Douchebag music on their custom-painted Jeep Wrangler. They were subsequently identified by their bandanna kerchiefs, stringy long hair, and Tasmanian Devil calf tattoos.”
by LittleMissBrattyPants June 15, 2025
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Californiated

When someone has been fully absorbed into the California lifestyle — often unintentionally.
Side effects include: saying “no worries,” drinking $9 matcha, pretending 65°F is freezing, and having at least one tote bag with a produce pun on it.
May also include: beach pic dumps, permanent sunglasses, and referring to anxiety as “just energy shifts.”
Example sentence:
“Emily went to LA for a week and came back Californiated. She’s blonde now and calls traffic ‘part of the journey.’”
“He used to be a fast-walking New Yorker. Now he’s barefoot in Malibu journaling. Fully Californiated.”
by Cowboyyyyyyyyyy June 16, 2025
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California Flapperjacking

When a man is about to cum during sex, he starts to violently masturbate, bending over and pointing his penis to cum in his own ass hole, the woman then licks it out.
by Sussytoon July 1, 2025
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