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A subset of PTSD that directly affects former employees of ID.me.

Symptoms Include:

-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior
Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.
by PalindromeHannaH May 2, 2023
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Johnny Murphies Displasia

It's when ya got poo in your brain brother
My brain smells like a fart, I've got Johnny Murphies displasia
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Négresse Marron Distribution (NMDD) is an independent digital music distribution company based in New York City. It provides a DIY platform for Haitian and French-Caribbean artists to distribute their music, including Kompa, Zouk, Rap Creole, Rabòday, Rasin (Roots) Ragga Rap, and Haitian Jazz. NMDD is an accessible option for artists looking to distribute their music without the need for a major record label. Artists and record labels retain all legal rights to their music.

NMDD is a division of Negre Marron Publishing, which collects publishing, mechanical, and sync royalties for Haitian and French-Caribbean songwriters, producers, lyricists, and composers.

The main objective of NMDD is to help HMI (Haitian Music Industry) artists distribute their music to digital service providers (DSPs) such as Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music. NMDD is free to distribute music with, but they take a 20% commission on royalties.

One of the key benefits of using NMDD for music distribution is that they require all music to be fully mixed and mastered before distribution. This ensures that the quality of the sound is of the highest standard possible, which is crucial in the music industry.
Founded by René Guemps in 2023, Négresse Marron Distribution is the second digital distributor with a Haitian-American CEO.
by Negre Marron Records May 5, 2023
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Who's Doing the Dishes.

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Cock and mouth disorder

My mate has cock and mouth disorder
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‘That Guy’ Disease

When in games like Monopoly and Uno, someone has their money or cards STUPIDLY unorganized. Like, just a mountain of multi-colored bills laying in their lap. Could be minor, like unstraight cards, or severe, like sideways cards.
I played cards with my friend and I started to suffer to horribly from ‘That Guy’ Disease that my friend paused the game and fixed my cards.
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Substance abuse disorder

New clinical/medical term for a person's drug abuse issues
Substance abuse disorder should be abbreviated as sad, where sad is a noun. I don't suffer from sad.
by Sexydimma June 2, 2023
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