Cincinnati Water 

An alcoholic drink consisting of Smirnoff and Everclear. The potency of the drink is up to the discretion of the drink maker, adding more or less Everclear depending on their mood. The drink derives its name at the University of Cincinnati where it was invented and coined by Alex Fragiskatos. It is a dig at Cincinnati's uncleanly reputation. The murky drink is said to resemble the city water of Cincinnati.

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Cincinnati Water by tetrachordfetuses March 7, 2010

your ass sucks canal water 

You're full of shit

Your ass sucks canal water

your ass sucks canal water by SFItalianAmerican January 2, 2019

special water bottle 

A flask, containing alcohol; more often than not (if at all).

"Daddy's special water bottle" -Homer Simpson.

special water bottle by M0T0RH3D November 1, 2007

Nut Water 

Synonomous with sperm.

The condom broke allowing his nut water to make me pregnant.

Nut Water by jcb72 August 14, 2012

Dildo Water 

1. A jar/glass or container of cleaning solution kept typically on one's nightstand to store/disinfect/and clean your dildo. Similar to denture water or how you might see a barber disinfect their shears and combs.

Holy fucking shit! This warm ass beer taste like dildo water!

Dildo Water by benevident August 6, 2013

dirt water town 

A small town in a rural area that typically has one stop light or none at all. This town usually has no opportunity for its future generations. This phrase does not have to be derogatory in nature.

Scottville MI is a dirt water town.

dirt water town by Slaynasty July 3, 2014

Big Water 

Ocean Water

Audience: What is Puerto Rico?
D. Trump: This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water

Big Water by ken222 October 2, 2017