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two tons of fun

A large woman who knows how to please a man.
Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!

Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!
by Shawn Parent April 18, 2008
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Two Beer Queer

One who has two beers at a party and becomes intoxicated, and then usually does stupid shit.
Blaine: Dude, Will just pulled his tiny dick out in front of everyone, and we all laughed.

Danny: What do you expect from a Two Beer Queer?
by Cheff Mcclure March 6, 2011
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Six, Two, and Even

Also 6, 2, and Even. A phrase referring to horseraces, where those numbers on a horse indicated that that horse was most likely to win, so it was the safest horse to bet on. Outside of horseracing, the phrase claims what is most likely going to happen.
Joe: Hey, did you hear about the George leaving his girl?

Philip: Yeah, but I wouldn't worry too much. Six, Two, and Even he'll have another girl in three days.
by Vintage Translator February 2, 2018
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two-story hangover

This phrase has a double meaning:

1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover

2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn
ex. Dude, I've got a two-story hangover after that kegger last night!!

ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.
by B-Razzy May 8, 2005
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steak for two, for one

When you order a dinner for two but eat it all yourself.
I was hungry so I orderd the steak for two, for one.
by caring. loving. October 13, 2009
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Thirsty Two-Text

Defintion: noun:

When you so thirsty you can't wait for them to reply so you keep texting. ....having an awkward conversation with yo' sad self.

You have become thirsty two-text.

Go out and get some game.

Immediately.
John to Jill
John: Hey!
John: Hey man!
John: How was your day?
John: OMG the weather!

Jill's Friend to Jill
Friend: "Jill, John is a thirsty two-text."
by ain't got time for thirst March 2, 2014
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Mississippi One-Two

The act of inserting your penis into another's asshole and urinating inside as they defecate on your penis.
Man, I knew Becky was a kinky one when she asked for anal on the first date, but I didn't expect her to pull a Mississippi One-Two on me!
by blusaranoob July 2, 2014
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