A rule used by women practicing "abstinence." You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.
"Elizabeth, I can't believe you lost it to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I'm still a virgin."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I'm still a virgin."
by ValoKire April 18, 2008
Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!
Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!
Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!
by Shawn Parent April 18, 2008
Blaine: Dude, Will just pulled his tiny dick out in front of everyone, and we all laughed.
Danny: What do you expect from a Two Beer Queer?
Danny: What do you expect from a Two Beer Queer?
by Cheff Mcclure February 20, 2011
Also 6, 2, and Even. A phrase referring to horseraces, where those numbers on a horse indicated that that horse was most likely to win, so it was the safest horse to bet on. Outside of horseracing, the phrase claims what is most likely going to happen.
Joe: Hey, did you hear about the George leaving his girl?
Philip: Yeah, but I wouldn't worry too much. Six, Two, and Even he'll have another girl in three days.
Philip: Yeah, but I wouldn't worry too much. Six, Two, and Even he'll have another girl in three days.
by Vintage Translator February 02, 2018
by Reductio ad absurdum April 29, 2009
The act of inserting your penis into another's asshole and urinating inside as they defecate on your penis.
Man, I knew Becky was a kinky one when she asked for anal on the first date, but I didn't expect her to pull a Mississippi One-Two on me!
by blusaranoob July 02, 2014
a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis
this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive
also useful in bullshit arguments
often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways
this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive
also useful in bullshit arguments
often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways
guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer
guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night
guy 1: oh with your two inches?
guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE
guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin
guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night
guy 1: oh with your two inches?
guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE
guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin
by coolbiker7 October 22, 2008