dingaling slinged

A term in which a man slaps himself with his own dick usually when doing a helicopter or if a woman grabs it and slaps his inner thigh

"Honey you've just been dingaling slinged"

by Slingingmudd October 2, 2019

Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.

Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.

by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019

trick slinger

Someone(a guy usually) that kills that christmas

Her Christmas yearned for that trick slinger

by Trick slingin April 15, 2020

Soda Sponge

Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.

Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?

Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.

by MadHatter6 May 23, 2020

Meat Sponge

When a gay man does anal sex and accepts all presenters and doesn’t discriminate.

He is a total meat sponge!

by LarryNash September 3, 2020

Ron slondered

When ur in ya girls salami and ur glitzy gets rly soft mid pump

Dude last night I was doing it with my bird and my di*k Ron slondered me... she was so pissed

by RhattyMcfly October 28, 2020

Impeccable Spongebob

When that impeccable sponge-bob comes to work late, reason being that he had to shave his balls, he shows squidward and then Mr Krabs witness’s the immaculate shaving skills then Patrick comes and and orders a burger with extra meat, which leads all characters getting hard, truly a gratifying experience.

Oh my god, is that impeccable spongebob getting to work LATE?!

by TopBoy420 December 4, 2020