Rachel Burley

A rare human who drinks coffee like it’s a personality trait, laughs at her own mistakes, makes you feel like the main character of your own life, and somehow makes even the worst days feel like a story worth telling.

Ugh, I was having the worst day… then Rachel Burley texted. Instantly better.

by Liora Ashen October 14, 2025

Rachel

The most unemployed person alive. She's super scared of job applications and only plays Minecraft or rocket league.

"Rachel when is the last time you showered?"
"Like fifty years ago"
"That's what I expected"

by Professor Thawne December 18, 2025

scandal riche

Someone who acquired and retained wealth through shady or illegal business deals that were later exposed.

Dan was forced to join a second rate country club because the arms dealing and stock manipulation stories in the newspaper made him too scandal riche for polite society.

by SamuelEllsworth December 14, 2008

a rachel

Pulling a 'Rachel' involves consuming enough alcohol to dissolve all moral values and exiting a party, only to re-enter, and plant a smooch on the first male figure in the room. Then, later actually fall in love with this lucky man and live happily ever after.

"She sure pulled a rachel last night, she lip-locked the first boy she saw--thankfully they married after"

by jklgfghfghbjknk October 27, 2013

hot rachet

A steamy tool to loosen nuts.

Bob: I used a hot rachet to loosen lauran's button on her pants last night.

Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.

by tooturnttimmy January 4, 2014

sad rachet

for someone who is ugly, not cool or sad.

eww you sad rachet

by ohmeee March 20, 2016

Cassie Rachel Keller

Someone who is extremely wack!

Man, Cassie Rachel Keller is so wack!

by Theboss_919 November 17, 2017