A small, largely white town with nothing to do, ever. People walk around town like they own it, when they probably don't even own the clothes on their back. It really blows, because everyone, the kids & their mothers & their fathers & the mothers father's mother are all evil skanks. There's a CVS, a sushi place, Carlock (which is now locked?), and this place in the park where sketched-out druggies go to congregate. There's also a golden statue of Jesus encased in glass. At the 711 they don't check your ID for cigarettes. The mall is really close by, but the mall is borring. I think the Tasteful Deli has changed owners 920348 times in the past month. In conclusion, Rochelle Park has scary rabid animals that come and bite scarier people.
Whenever I am asked as to where I live I lie, because I am ashamed that I'm a resident of Rochelle Park.
by so much closer May 16, 2006
A small town in Bergen County, New Jersey where nothing exciting happens. It has a school that goes from Pre-K to 8th Grade called Midland School, which pretty much sucks now since it has gone through so many changes in the past few years. Across the street from the school is a church with a big statue of Jesus stuck in a glass elevator. Also there is Carlock Field which used to be cool before they fenced it up and a put a curfue on it. The cops in town have no lives and pull you over at night for no reason just to fill in there quota. About 5-10 minutes you could walk to the Garden State Plaza, which is in Paramus, where kids, parents, sluts, scumbags, lowlives, and retards from Rochelle Park go to congregate because they have nothing to do with there sad sorry pathetic lives. Nobody ever knows where the fuck they are walking when they are in the Maze. The Shop-Rite in Rochelle Park is the most depressing place on earth. There's a 7-11, a crappy ice-cream place, Linwood Pizza, a Chinese Place, a Dunkin' Donuts which closes at 10:30, Teds Deli, and a sushi place that nobody ever goes to. There is now a CVS in Rochelle Park which is totally random. Gallos Pharmacy and Covience store is right down the street. Across the street are condos that were just built recently. A diner which closes at like 11. Yeah that's pretty much it. The town sucks, but its better then Maywood. Fuck Maywood.
Sluts.
Sluts.
by 41865165165 August 20, 2006
Rochelle park? What can i say it is a small town, like one square mile. It has extremely nice people. These people are very active and are fun. They are friggin nutts. Most of them usually hang out at the mall. HE!! YEAH!!! the mall is the best mall there is, there are 3 by Rochelle Park. The kids go there liek constantly so if u are a shop-a-holic you will fit in great. Now, the school system is very intense and they take learning seriously. The teachers do anyway. The kids think of school as a piece of crap but yeah. The kids are active and fun. BUT DO NOT GET ON
THERE BAD SIDE, I AM WARNING YOU, BECAUSE THEY WILL KICK YOUR BUTT!!! This town is cool. The people are very friendly and open for change. They will welcome you to the best of there ability. Im so out. PEACE, l8r
THERE BAD SIDE, I AM WARNING YOU, BECAUSE THEY WILL KICK YOUR BUTT!!! This town is cool. The people are very friendly and open for change. They will welcome you to the best of there ability. Im so out. PEACE, l8r
by Samantha - OH BABY!! April 27, 2005