Fruity Perry
Fruity Perry by fruity and perry September 26, 2010
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rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity
This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.
Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.
James, Brad: ...
-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...
Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!
James: ...
-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.
James, Brad: ...
-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...
Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!
James: ...
-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.
rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010
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nikolai fraiture
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Frisco fritter
When you deficate between a women's breasts then grab both tits firmly. Vigorously shake them up and down while applying an inward pressure which should cause fecal matter to exit from the upper and lower cleavage representing a gourmet chocolate fritter (works best on large breasted women)
-jimmy h
-jimmy h
Frisco fritter by Jack meofff January 15, 2015
Top Frite
A well established golf ball brand as pronounced by the Oriental community. Commonly known as Top Flite among the rest of the world. Usually found in the woods or wrong fairway.
FruitBowling
To establish one's moral superiority on social justice issues by tucking one's penis and testicles behind the legs and presenting your backside to the world while wiggling and proclaiming "Fruit Bowl".
Synonymous with "virtue signaling".
First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.
Synonymous with "virtue signaling".
First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.
FruitBowling by Puke & the Gang August 27, 2017
FRUITBAT
term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just
term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it
Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one
Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself
A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.
Can mean any of the past definitions too
term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it
Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one
Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself
A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.
Can mean any of the past definitions too
Most girls are fruitbats
Guy 1: whatup fruitbat
Girl 1: um what? *derp face*
Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass
Girl 2: *cries*
A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street
“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”
“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times
Guy 1: whatup fruitbat
Girl 1: um what? *derp face*
Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass
Girl 2: *cries*
A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street
“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”
“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times
FRUITBAT by Oh that name sucks August 20, 2022