Blue Boxer 

When a chick tries to leave you with blue balls but you ain't having it and beat your dick on their face until completion.

Indie tried to start the lawnmower but not cut the grass so I had to give her the ol' 1-2 blue boxer combo.

My balls was starting to ache and she had to leave soon so I gave her a blue boxer shower.

Blue Boxer by Blue Boxer April 3, 2019

Blue Light Special

Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.

That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.

Right? Got any more.

Blue Light Special by Shuaman July 31, 2019

Blue-Rhapsoding

Classical, but jazzy passionate necking. Generally preferred over Debussying due to the nature of the song.

Blue-Rhapsoding:

PETUNIA: Last night Kevin and I went to Walmart and we were on the cleaning supplies aisle and he blue rhapsodied me RIGHT THERE! Like... I couldn't believe how jazzy he was.

Blue-Rhapsoding by Toille Nosredla August 16, 2019

blue rooster 

Morning wood after a failed night with no sex!

She teased me all night at the bar I took her home and she left me frustrated! Woke up this morning with a hell of a Blue Rooster!

blue rooster by Thunder Head! September 26, 2019

Blue Bulbs 

The vaginal equivalent of blue balls. When a person with a clitoris and a vagina gets turned on and bulbs of vestibule (also know as clitoral bulbs) become engorged with blood. When the blood does not return to the circulatory system, it can cause discomfort and a tense feeling in the vagina.

Riley: He didn't make you cum last night?
Sammy: No! Ugh, I've had total blue bulbs all day today. My pussy is in so much pain!

Blue Bulbs by BlueBulbs October 8, 2019

Blue Poo 

When you eat so much candy in one sitting that your shit is somehow blue

"Yo, Halloween night was crazy!"

"I know dude! I had so much candy I had a Blue Poo

Blue Poo by Lol_I_AteYourCat November 7, 2019

blue shamrock 

A dump; usually a rundown bar filled with fruitflies. Owner is a joke and has a crooked head

Why would you want to go to that “dump “ “blue shamrock “

blue shamrock by Crooked Head November 7, 2019