windows update

An oxymoron in itself.

They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP

by me December 27, 2003

Windows 95

Some crappy operating system that shuts down for no reason, takes up to much disc space, etc. see the Windows 95 sucks movie on 512productions.com

by Anonymous June 1, 2003

Windows Dweeb

Term used by Linux or Mac zealots who think their operating system is godly, when they don't realize that every operating system has its flaws. Sure, Windows has the occasional crash or security problem, but they fix it.

I use Windows because I actually want my computer to be compatible with a few games. Oh, and my Windows XP computer hasn't crashed for almost a year now.

by MetaPaladin November 24, 2003

windows

An operating system that destroyed the internet as we know it. When Microsoft introduced Windows 95, they opened the door for the scums of the internet.

Windows is like a Jaguar. They're both high priced, and they're both unreliable.

by Qbert January 21, 2005

Windows

The gayest OS in the world.

Me: Fuck this shit, I'm askin' mom for a Macintosh!

by Rap suxx0rs January 21, 2004

Windows

A bad imitation of a Macintosh Apple.

Windows is like a Macintosh Apple only not as good.

by robin graves February 21, 2004

Windows

A graphical shell for downloading and burning Linux install CDs

"Did you actually install Windows on this machine?"
"Yes, but it's the only machine I have access to and I need to download an ISO to install Linux."

by Fredrik Lindroth May 9, 2008