chop wood carry water

Chop Wood Carry Water means to do the things you need to do to achieve your aim. Hardwork, labour, persistent all muffled together over a long period of time, will result into goals achieved. It's the name of a book tho.

Chop Wood Carry Water man. It's not going to get any easier.

by Brainydaps January 13, 2023

Wood Roaster

The result of using deep heat as lubricant on a skyn condom and dealing with the molten latex mess.

Whilst looking through the console of my brothers vehicle I found a tube of deep heat and a packet of condoms together.
It was at the point I realised the sick fucker was into the wood roaster.

by Zuckerfuker July 16, 2022

pat wooded

𝗣𝗮𝘁-wood-ed

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣
A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score. A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score.

present participle: 𝗣𝗮𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

"I can't believe it, he's just Pat Wooded it from two yards out!"

by Junglemunch87 February 10, 2024

Tiger Woods

One of the greatest athletes of all time. Many joke about his sex scandal back in ‘09, and he had many injuries and a very big one in his back in the 2010s needing lots of surgery’s, with many thinking he will never play golf again. But tiger rose up from all of that to reach the pinnacle of his sport, and compete on of the greatest comebacks in sports history by winning the 2019 Masters Tournament. Back in his prime Tiger showed a form of dominance that no one had ever seen in sport before and transcended and entire sport. Even though he is 3 majors short of jack nicklaus he is the greatest golfer of all time.

Tiger woods is used to show a person dominated something

“We Tiger woods the other baseball team today”

by Wiger Toods March 14, 2021

Morning wood

When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)

Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022

timothy wood jr

The only name that if you are white and named Timothy Wood Jr you are born automatically with a N Word pass for life

Timothy Wood Jr is the only cracker that I know that can say nigga cause he is actually black

by Definitions 106 May 11, 2019

spencer wood

The greatest gut you will ever meet, he is caring and sweet, he loves computers and summer runs in the park, he will never leave you. Don't break his heart if you date him. He doesn't like the cold but loves to ski

Spencer Wood is so nice

by #MY_LIFE November 9, 2017