Definitions by El_phantasmo

muffed down 

When a lesbian gets fucked hard by another lesbian

Ellen really got muffed down by Portia last night.

muffed down by El_phantasmo April 20, 2017

diesel wood 

The state of arousal resulting from the rhythmic idle of a humvee diesel engine.

Riding in patrol all day gave me raging diesel wood.

diesel wood by El_phantasmo January 14, 2016