sophie ring 

best person on earth

i love sophie ring

sophie ring by sophie xxxx August 8, 2023

Bull ring 

Nasal septum piercing, used by Farmer Giles to lead his obese blue-haired interpersonally obnoxious livestock from laystall to abbatoir.

"Daisy's bull ring is looking rather crusty. Their piercing must have gone septic."
"Rub it with Brasso, that I may get a good price for the woke moo."

Bull ring by Old Phardt August 28, 2023

Donion Ring

A deformed donut in the shape of an onion ring

I can’t believe these people sold me a donion ring

Donion Ring by Sheena G. September 3, 2023

bar ring 

A ring you that looks like a wedding ring you wear to the bar so people don’t hit on you or approach you.

Some dude was walking up to me at the bar but I had my bar ring on so I held up my hand and he walked away. Thought I was married.

bar ring by Helpful123456789 September 6, 2023

Dick ring 

A dick ring is when you get a genital piercing right thru ya dick and is very painful and rare to get.

If you get a dick ring don't touch it to something electric!

Dick ring by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023

Midwestern Ring of Fire 

The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.

Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...

Midwestern Ring of Fire by batfucker69 October 17, 2023

purity ring

a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.

Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.

purity ring by pitayaturtle October 30, 2023