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Punk Texting

(Verb) The act of punk texting. Similar to that of drunk texting, to send a punk text is to make an ass of yourself via text message without being able to use the excuse that you were intoxicated while doing so. Sadly, a Punk Text is sent with a premeditated and completely coherent purpose.
Tarzan: "I think I might have punk dialed you lastnight after punk texting the person I stole this phone from."
Maryjane: "I already punkassumed you were going to."
by Slanguistic August 10, 2019
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punk rock

the music the current edgy and different kids listen to. Lately it has been listened to by the kids who dislike currently popular music (because its popular), so instead they listen to music that was popular in the late 90's/early 00's- giving them a sense of superiority.
normal human : i started listening to this punk rock band blink-182 the other day and its really good!

punk rock "fan" : stop being such a poser, do you even listen to sum 41?
by ChaoticSnail September 10, 2019
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skunk punk

The act of convincing someone they’re smelling a dead skunk outside, when you actually ripped a silent, smelly fart in the car. Verb.
When my wife asked what that awful smell was on the way to the store, I had to skunk punk her, lest she know that she was actually smelling my gas.
by Pete Timmers January 14, 2018
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Punk

Someone that needs someone to constantly stick up for them.
Man don't bring him along he is a punk if he drinks then you know you have stick up for him so someone does not hurt him.
by FM Punk October 17, 2018
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Punk tuition

The price you pay for separating your self from another person's self by identifying who you are. Similar to punctuation which separates verbs, nouns or adjectives from each other in grammar. Or the day from the month and the year of the date today or in history or the planned future.
That dude over there didn't pay punk tuition who is he and why is he with us?
by bushlight October 31, 2018
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Pyjama Punk

When you love your local punk rock community, but from the comfort of your cosy warm bedroom. Pyjama punks prefer cups of tea to beer, social media to protests and sleepovers to gigs.
I just found a new jacket at the second hand shop, so I've bought some studs and I'm getting a bunch of pyjama punks around for a crafternoon this weekend.
by furstyferret July 19, 2017
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Punk Temper

That hard, fast-moving & aggressive form of rock music but also is that person's attitude and state of mind
Punk music is every part of Brian's punk temper.
by DMack2018 June 13, 2018
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