new york

the absoulute king of all the states, the best place to be, the best place to live, the best place to do anything. if cities and states were baseball, new york would be the yankees, meaning it is the BEST.

i LOVE new york, it is the best in the world

new york by pimp daddy dollars January 17, 2005

New Jersey 

Ahhh .. New Jersey .. you just gotta love it. I grew up in South Jersey .. where the typical Friday & Saturday night parties started in a peach orchard and ended in a diner. If there was nothing left to do .. we'd drive down the shore knowing that there was definitely something to occupy us there. Then drive back in the middle of the night dodging the deer on 55 or Delsea Drive. Us South Jersians never drove on the expressway or parkway .. it was either 55 or Delsea. If you're from South Jersey, you know what Heritages is .. and you know what 1/2 price hoagie day was. You know that 15 years ago it was safe to be in Camden during the day .. but NOT at night .. now you know that it's not safe to be in Camden period. You most likely sat in a classroom before summer vacation .. with the windows open and the warm fresh smell of horse maneur lurking in the room. You know about the NJ devil and you often thought about him while peeing in the woods at night .. c'mon .. you know you did! You know that Cheese Whiz on a cheesesteak is totally UNACCEPTABLE .. it's either american cheese or provolone. We say Woo-der .. not Waa-der. We also say Raa-diatior .. not Ray-diator. We also say Crick .. not Creek (Mantua Crick). Yo is a great attention getter ... and yous guys is our trademark. You can take me outta NJ .. but you can't take the NJ outta me!

Outta Staters in a Circle: "oh my god, how do you drive around one of these? I guess I'll just slam on my brakes and wait here until all these cars are done flying by me"

Jersian in the Cirlce behind the Outta Staters: "You fuckin incompetant shit! Just fuckin go! You don't stop in a circle you fuckhead!"

New Jersey by hoagie_girl July 29, 2005

new year 

when the world completes the cycle of 365 full days and starts a new cycle of 365 days, which is usually on the 1st of January, or for some people its the 16th of March

'hey, how many days to go til new year?'

'well,the date today is 2nd January, so I say around 363 days'

new year by sexy shorty December 27, 2003

new york city

Despite local opinions, it is not the center of the universe.

They make Pace Picante in NEW YORK CITY?!?!?!

new york city by Dagmar Geech June 11, 2006

New Year's Eve Eve 

The day before the day before the new year.

Are you going to the New Year's Eve Eve party?

New Year's Eve Eve by Obamazing December 30, 2009

New Jersey Boob Job 

When you are kicked so hard your nipples fall off.

Dude: I was so pissed off at him, I gave him a New Jersey Boob Job.

Bro: Wow.

New Jersey Boob Job by amooseinahummer March 8, 2011

New Jersey 

New Jersey? What much is there to say rather than the fact that I reside in said state, and hate everything about it. The state is typically filled with assholes who think that they are better than you and because of that fact, are incredibly rude to you. The majority of the youth of the state typically believe that sports alone can get you into college.

THAT is the negative of the state.

THIS is the positive.

The shore/beach. Everywhere except Atlantic City. The schools are good, and so are a minority of the youth who are able to see the negative of the state; they abuse the good of the state and revel in it.

Please note that the MTV program, "Jersey Shore" is not similar to New Jersey at all, for the cast are absolute morons who have no idea what New Jersey is.

Your mother, "Hey! You live in New Jersey!"

Me, "Not proud of that fact."

New Jersey by xXa7Xx May 2, 2012