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Life isn't fair 

An excuse for being too lazy to make something that is unfair fair.
Guy: I got spawn-killed, that's so unfair!
Lazy developer of game: Life isn't fair.
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Life, the Universe and Everything 

A board on GAMEFaq's in which everyone is either A)retarded B)stupid C)smart or D)troll-like.

150 karma to get there.
Not tonight baby! I'm on the LUE!

life goals 

“Wealth, my son, should never be your goal in life. Your words are eloquent but they are mere words. True wealth is of the heart, not of the purse.”
― Og Mandino, The Greatest Salesman In The World
“The road of life is strewn with the bodies of promising people. People who show promise, yet lack the confidence to act. People who make promises they are unable to keep. People who promise to do tomorrow what they could do today. Promising young stars, athletes, entrepreneurs who wait for promises to come true. Promise without a goal and a plan is like a barren cow. You know what she could do if she could do it, but she can't. Turn your promise into a plan. Make no promise for tomorrow if you are able to keep it today. And if someone calls you promising, know that you are not doing enough today.”
― Iyanla Vanzant, Acts of Faith: Daily Meditations for People of Color

life goals
life goals by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

life glitch 

The occurrence when one lags because of a bad connection, gets out of the map, or screen looks in real life (rl). A life glitch can not occur while playing vid3o g4mes because vg's don't exist. Life glitchers only play one game, life. Also known as being under the influence of h4x. Bad connections in R.L are very common life glitches. One in four people die in America being life glitched.
"Lolz I love hunting bears!" Dave
"I would like it a lot better if you werent looking at my screen the whole time" Tom
"Its not my fault that your internet connection is from walmart and your lagging so much you can hardly shoot. Looks like your life glitching" Dave
"Bite my h4x, lolz man" Tom
life glitch by Count H4X November 8, 2007

Life is a lemon 

1. Defines with frustration the fact that life is sometimes unfair (a lemon is also a fuck).

2. A clever blog about a lemonade life by a funny italian guy
"Oh god he just robbed me, life is a lemon."
Life is a lemon by Artemides May 31, 2009

Life's Hard 

Life's Hard so deal.
Life's Hard by Seiza June 22, 2011