cheap wood

an easy way of getting a hard on. such as a hot store attendant.

“damn bro look over at the cheap wood!”

by McCoyThomson September 27, 2020

logan woods

Logan woods is a pretty amazing shy sweet guy. You will never be able to explain how you feel about him, to anyone. He probably doesn't know how you feel about him yet, don't be afraid to tell him! He sends mixed messages and isn't ever sure of his feelings. One day he will be wanting to be with you then one day he's with another girl. Logan woods will always want to know where you are and what your doing, he is a very sweet protective guy. He is very easy going and relaxed when it comes to heated situations. DONT BE A BITCH. He wIll act laid back but is still sensitive and will be hurt.

Me: Logan woods is shy but very confident!
Friend: do you know him?
Me: of course I do.
Friend: I cant believe it, he's so amazing.

by Yupyupyupyup February 15, 2015

Romani Woods

A guy who only dates white girls. He’s the guy who hates on dark skin women even though he himself is dark skin.

Noah - Hey did you know Romani Woods is dating someone?
Claire - Is she white?

Noah - Yes lol

by applebase45 February 20, 2022

YoGo In The Woods

YoGo-ing in the woods is when you just go in the woods for no reason

Person 1: Hi!
Person 2: YoGo in the woods NOW!

by Vee_Kiwxss April 29, 2021

John wood

He’s a pussy in every way, and looks like a little faggot boy but it’s okay he’s slow

Look it’s the weird kid John Wood

by ?,? May 13, 2019

Chucking wood

Term for masterbation

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog

by anonymous June 9, 2024

Klaus in the Woods

When you take a girl for jalapeño cheddar smokie lunch and then afterwards fuck her in the ass so you can dig through the shit on your dick to find hot peppers like trying to find mushrooms in the forest.

Newbs keeps trying to feed me his famous spicy jam but I don’t trust it because I’ve heard he loves a Klaus in the Woods.

by TheFamilyCabin November 8, 2025