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how to human 

I don’t or never knew how to human

Your An Amazing Human 

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Your an amazing human.

Allegience to the human species movement 

A movement that has developed as a reaction against hate and supremacy groups ect.

In it people sware allegience to the human species above that of race,country,religion ect. and to be willing to give there live to the preservation of humanity if needed and to fight anything that tends to devide humans. It teaches that all humans are very closely realted geneticaly and racial diferences are only superfical and that all humans are decended from a group of humans that spread out from africa about two hundred thousand years ago.And that humans face many threats of extenction today and must work to prevent it. That in the fossil 98% of all animals that ever lived have gone extenct.
I am in the allegience to the human species movement.

The Human Centipede 

Sexual position in which three or more people assemble single file, on all fours and place their faces in the person in front's butt cheeks. Each person in the chain then proceeds to deficate into the following person's mouth, with the last person ending the chain with their's falling to the floor.

Thus completing the Human Centipede.
Guy #1: Bro, picked up two hookers the other day and they asked me to be The human Centipede head.

Guy #2: What the fuck?! Did you do it?

Guy #1: ...
The Human Centipede by Reke August 28, 2013

New Human 

Pronunciation: 'nu hyü-m&n' Function: noun/adjective

A 'New Human' (nex hyuman) is primarily someone who belongs to or was born after Generation Y. That's anyone born after 1978 and onwards. What makes them new is simply the fact that they have or are witnessing life in an
Indescribably unique time that also has been dubbed the mtv/net Generations where technology, culture, physical things, people, and places have all begun to merge which has spawned informatively, mentally, socially, and physically more demanding evolutions of lifestyle taken on by people that are seemingly considered to be smarter, stronger, faster, etc... based on what all has been available to them since the economic boom of the early nineteen 80's.
Another fact, which makes them new, is that since generation x, the entire World has not yet been able to agree upon a single classification for each
generation. They've each had more than a few names while the numbers of terms keep rising as the spread of confusion increases via uncontrollable global communications. These people are most definitely going to define 'The Adaptive Age' which starts at the end of the millennial generation (2003) and ends in 2025 approximately. These will be the leaders of a new breed but New Humans shall continue on being born for much time after 2025. At least until another breed of greater more uniquely different human is announced.
Anyone who was born after 1978 A.D. is a New Human.
New Human by Garrett Sawyer August 16, 2006

Basic Human Rights

Basic human rights is a catch-all term, mostly used by the ideological left wing, used to describe whatever social issue is topical this week as somehow beyond criticism.

Often uses false equivalencies, like the idea that healthcare, the act of preserving and celebrating life, includes abortion, the act of killing a child whom is financially inconvenient.
Restaurant: We will not serve you as you have donated to an organization that denies LGBTQ2SIAA+ people their Basic Human Rights!
Me: Bro I just gave $20 to the Salvation Army. I will use the money I would have spent on your food to donate to them again.
Basic Human Rights by Pylot December 7, 2022