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crumbkakke

First used in a smosh video (Trivial Pursuit: Try not to laugh #6 (Chosen Edition))

It’s when you crumble up a bunch of cookies and sprinkle it over someone’s face
Spencer: which country is home of the cookie-like Crumbkakke
Shayne: I’d never partake in that! You know that! I’d never fap! I do not watch crumbkakke.
by Qishrbaks May 25, 2024
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CrumpleMcSrhumple

Describing a very helpful freaky and inspiring message that makes your mind melt every millisecond you stare at the message
Woah! That freaky post was such a CrumpleMcSrhumple!
by KnifanLuver May 26, 2024
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Crumptel

A cartel of chaos and fun hatred.
The Crumptel is great
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Crumbmeister

Crumb master, one who is very crumby.
Someone who is flakey, distant, annoying, bitchy, and complains a lot.

Crumbmeisters are people few enjoy the company of.
Yeah, my sister’s a crumbmeister. All she did on our vacation was complain about the food and how tired she was. She barely studied the language our relatives speak in. She’s super crumby.
by MckyD’sVorname June 7, 2024
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Crumbmeister

Crumb master.
One who is very crumby.
Crumbmeisters are flakey, annoying, unreliable, unforgiving, temperamental, thieves, and liars.
These people also “borrow” money or get you to get them something under the condition that they will pay you back, but then they never do.
These people also don’t care if you don’t like or want them to do something.
My sister’s a total crumbmeister. She knows that I want to be healthy but she still lights a cigarette when I’m in the same room as her.
by MckyD’sVorname June 7, 2024
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Crumb cockai

The act of crumbling up cookies, ejaculating all over the crumbs, and putting it on a girls face
Did you hear about Jessica
Yea Bryan crumb cockaied all over her face
by Crumb cockai June 7, 2024
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Crumbkakke

When you crumble up a bunch of cookies and sprinkle them over someone's face.
Man: "I know you don't like traditional cakes, so instead we got you this!"

multiple men wearing sun glasses and grey wolf shirts on enter and surround your girlfriend. They each take turns pouring handfuls of crumbled Oreos over her face. She gleefully holds her tongue out and closes her eyes

Man: Happy Birthday! Hope you're enjoying your Crumbkakke!
by Kaotek Kowbell June 12, 2024
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