centaur

da man irl and online

u da man aka centaur

by somecoold00d September 1, 2004

Captain Snooze

When the whore is asleep, you proceed to ejaculate a halo around the crown of the head. Then apply a nightcap in the fashion of the captain himself.

got home last night and the bitch was asleep so i thought she deserved a captain snooze

by HODOG & BURMDOG Pty Ltd October 11, 2008

captain 69

the term to describe a person who has the captain 69 on their pants

dude ur captain 69

by kkbapa February 27, 2009

captain obvious

julianne nemec. a dumb person who always says the most completely obvious things that a third grader would slap their forehead at.

(name withheld to protect identity):"hey, did you hear about the jesse jackson tumblers?"

julianne: "what? like, the black people?!"

(NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."

by qrimminton qrimmeilidon May 13, 2009

centaur

super eleet person!

im a centaur.

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

captalism

those who go to the church for the look of it and the acceptance that it bring but give only a penny when its time to collaborate.

also named: Cheap Bastards

by Eyed October 10, 2003

Captain Newbmeister

One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.

Oh nos! We now have a new Captain Newbmeister!

by Drache September 8, 2003