by schmuckman January 7, 2005
Get the bear clawing mug.The act a male performs when placing one's genitals in the mouth of a sleeping senior citizen when their gums are out.
by Rah December 28, 2002
Get the gummy bear mug.nickname used by JD on scrubs, for Turk. JDs name is Vanilla Bear. Also a large mammal that can eat you.
JD: Brown Bear! how was Carla after you told her you forgot to pick up her brother at the airport?
Turk: She got real mad, and her brother screwed up my wedding vows.
Hunter 1: Bob got eaten by a brown bear.
Hunter 2: i like NASCAR
Hunter 1: you suck
Turk: She got real mad, and her brother screwed up my wedding vows.
Hunter 1: Bob got eaten by a brown bear.
Hunter 2: i like NASCAR
Hunter 1: you suck
by Silentkillr69 April 19, 2008
Get the Brown Bear mug.A total vagina that gets credit for work that he doesn't do. He is the host of Man vs. Wild. Bear walks around places trying to teach people how to survive. He often times goes and sleeps at hotels instead of the harsh environment that he is in. He was caught when a fake bear was used on his show, along with some other fake animals. Bear gets way too much credit. He has professional survivalists helping him along the way, and most of the stunts he does are staged. Many stupid people believe he is the best because they do not realize how much of a fake he really is.
"Dude, I wanna camp, but I don't want to sleep outside."
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"
by BranchPillar March 4, 2009
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Get the papa bear mug.now, claire bear is someone you will want to hold onto for your whole life. she may seem rude at first (especially since she always has an rbf” but she really truly is an amazing person. claire bear will always be brutally honest, even if it may hurt your feelings. claire bear is beautiful inside and out, but just won’t admit it. she adores her best friends and is always there for them, even if they get annoying. when claire bear is mad at you, she’ll always tell you to “shut up and die” but that doesn’t take away from her amazing personality. although claire bear has an amazing personality, she can get annoyed and dislike someone very easily, usually her siblings or people with the letters p or j in their name. claire bear is never afraid to yell at you or prove you wrong, but she’ll always be there to make you feel better.
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