by schmuckman January 7, 2005
Get the bear clawingmug. The act a male performs when placing one's genitals in the mouth of a sleeping senior citizen when their gums are out.
by Rah December 28, 2002
Get the gummy bearmug. nickname used by JD on scrubs, for Turk. JDs name is Vanilla Bear. Also a large mammal that can eat you.
JD: Brown Bear! how was Carla after you told her you forgot to pick up her brother at the airport?
Turk: She got real mad, and her brother screwed up my wedding vows.
Hunter 1: Bob got eaten by a brown bear.
Hunter 2: i like NASCAR
Hunter 1: you suck
Turk: She got real mad, and her brother screwed up my wedding vows.
Hunter 1: Bob got eaten by a brown bear.
Hunter 2: i like NASCAR
Hunter 1: you suck
by Silentkillr69 April 19, 2008
Get the Brown Bearmug. A total vagina that gets credit for work that he doesn't do. He is the host of Man vs. Wild. Bear walks around places trying to teach people how to survive. He often times goes and sleeps at hotels instead of the harsh environment that he is in. He was caught when a fake bear was used on his show, along with some other fake animals. Bear gets way too much credit. He has professional survivalists helping him along the way, and most of the stunts he does are staged. Many stupid people believe he is the best because they do not realize how much of a fake he really is.
"Dude, I wanna camp, but I don't want to sleep outside."
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"
by BranchPillar March 4, 2009
Get the Bear Gryllsmug. 
After consuming powerthirst(see crystal meth)the sport you'll invent because you're TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!!! Usually seen as shooting multi colored bear heads from your crotch. Similar to humpcatting
by alexfred693 November 13, 2011
Get the Bear-Blastingmug. by Rogert2x September 28, 2018
Get the Boogie Bearmug.