zooter

Someone who eats lots of xanax bars.

Wake up you fuckin zooter its not even midnight yet!

by stoopidlungs November 9, 2010

Zoomer

Alternate definition: The generation which had to attend school through Zoom calling app due to COVID pandemic.

Guy: Cant believe we still have to attend class from home even though we have a global pandemic! FML!
Dad:Ok Zoomer!

by idontknowwhichnametouse June 9, 2020

OK Zoomer

A derogatory phrase directed toward those who are apprehensive during a "pandemic" to join friends for an outing even while responsibly social distancing. They rather "Zoom"

Normal guy: We can all get together for our fantasy draft at the park where we can stretch out and stay safe.

Zoomer: Well I'm not sure, maybe I'll Zoom in. Plus, my dad Anthony Fauci might only let me participate via Zoom anyway guys.

Normal Guy: OK Zoomer

by K.I.P July 19, 2020

zoomer

A person who goes to Churchy and shags animals especially dogs up the butt. Zoomers are known to have a lot of money and shag eachother when there isnt a hairy animal in sight.

ZOOMER! ZOOMER! ZOOMER! haha look at that ZOOMER! yo that ZOOMER just shagged that poor little puppy. Yo ZOOMER i bought ya a puppy.

by dominic October 9, 2004

Zoomer

adj; A absolute chad that won't follow anyones rules. Zoomers are free.

Stopper: Did you see that chad zoomer?

by ZOOMER GANG March 23, 2021

zoomer

Similar in nature to a flaming hard core nerd, but spacier, and typically cross eyed.

John: "Dude, what do you think of that dude Pee Wee?"
Jack: "Dude, he's a total zoomer."

by Professor W December 11, 2007

zooked

fresh. super swagg.
with new styles of clothes, shoes, chains,
everythang.
matchin colors.

" super fresh and my swagg so official im zooked " ... - soulja boy

by Emma Galvan April 30, 2008