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Zipper Tits

Zipper tits refers to a woman who has had breast reduction surgery / "top surgery" either because she's been convinced her boobs were too big, or because she was convinced she is a man trapped in a womans body. Typically women are groomed into this by mentally ill people on TikTok and other social media platforms.

After having the natural breast material removed, the stitches left from the traumatic operation will resemble zippers, resulting in the term "zipper tits" to refer to female to male trans and normal women who got breast reduction surgery.

Women who end up with zipper tits often regret their decision as they later realize we're convinced by Tik Tok that they thought they knew better than god and nature about themselves and their bodies, and as a result they went and paid thousands of dollars for unnecessary painful surgery that made them less attractive and left them with hideous permanent scars under their breasts.

If you are considering transitioning, getting top surgery or a breast reduction, please seriously consider the discomfort and embarassment you will face afterwards. Most men will no longer find you attractive, other women will think less of you for acting like you know better than them, and you'll be stuck looking like a butchered up tik tok freak.
Autozone Mike: Did you see the zipper tits that walked in her earlier

Autozone Dave: She really thought she was a tough guy huh
by chicken nugget dave November 22, 2022
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Zipper Zombie

A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.
Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.
by Dave720 June 4, 2013
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Zipper Sex

To have sex without even being naked…

Could be oral or penetrating sex…

Just opening the zipper and that's it
last Shaana and me had zipper sex… i even did not see her naked…

I did zipper sex to Joe in the movies… (a bj in the movies lol)
by Rumentino September 1, 2011
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Zipper Solo

1.) A musical breakdown player completely on a pants zipper or fly. Originally devised by Kevin Cardinale.

2.) A clever way to piss off a pissant town in the northern New York region.
1.) The only way this song could be any better is if there were a zipper solo!

2.) He played a zipper solo, and now the town of West Port is chasing him with pitchforks and torches.
by Cuz Kev September 1, 2005
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zipper merge

When the entering cars merge one by one into each space between the cars already on the road, like the notches on a zipper.

First used by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on 8/25/10.
Jon Stewart: The hallmark of civilization is the every other car merge - the zipper merge - at tunnels.
by selenology September 6, 2010
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ZIPPER SUB

A sexual act that involves smearing edible substances like peanut butter or honey or chocolate syrup around one's privates and having another person lick\eat it off.
She gives her boyfriend so many zipper subs, she can't eat peanut butter sandwiches without thinking of sex.

Her husband caught her getting a zipper sub in their basement from their two rottweilers!!
by azadus November 18, 2005
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Zipper Dick

When your pulling your trousers up and zip them up but a bit of foreskin off of your pecker gets caught in the zipper no surprise.
Doctor: What happened
Dude: I got zipper dick
Doctor: Thats never fun
by PUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYY May 20, 2016
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