Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012

Zeus

A term used to describe something/someone overpowered as shit in a video game.

"God, this isn't even fair! Meta Knight is so Zeus!"

by ChibiAirMan April 2, 2013

Zeus

sexually harass young age girls or boys in a aggressive manner
disguise as religious christian while hypocritically practicing sinful acts

He was zeusing the girls on the street last night
I was zeused by James last night and I thought he was going to rape me.
Why are you zeused up? You are a totally different person today.

by Wenyuanchen December 2, 2013

Zeus

Noun. zoos

A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in the anus or general crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of lightening.

"Ow! I just got Zeus-ed!"

by Malverna July 9, 2014

Zeusbag

Someone who is constantly stealing your thunder.

(Hanging out with friends)
Random guy: Why are you hanging out with him? He's such a loser.
You: Man, fuck off my couch. Quit being a God damn Zeusbag!

by Illiterate banshee March 9, 2017

Zeus

God arrogant non Greeks think all Greeks believe in. It's called MYTHology. Also reason why most women in Greek mythology got mad. He couldn't keep it in his pants

Dumbass American: All Greeks believe in Zeus right? lol don't sacrifice me.

Me, your typical annoyed Greek: No, we don't, your just stupid.

by Histarvingimdad August 30, 2017

Zeusmas

The Hellenistic holiday where people share gifts and tidings. Celebrated on December 23rd midnight right before Christmas Eve.

Hey dude, Zeusmas is tomorrow! I can’t wait to see what I got.

by Kittylitering December 23, 2017