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Zeus
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Noun. zoos
A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in
the anus
or
general
crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of
lightening
.
"Ow!
I just
got
Zeus-ed!"
Zeus
by
Malverna
July 9, 2014
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