zeroj

Receiving a blow job in outer space.

I heard after Neil Armstrong returned from the Apollo mission, he received zeroj from a bunch of space hookers.

by Vanguts February 28, 2009

zero divider

someone who fails so much that they divide by zero and cause the universe to implode.

dude 1: i like pop music.
*universe implodes*
dude 2 :thanks alot you prick you damn zero divider.

by shoopdahoop November 30, 2009

Zargos Budgie

A Zargos Budgie is human faeces placed in a parcel or envelope by a rigger and sent to friends or enemies as a practical joke or for revenge.

As a joke a rigger shat in a parcel and sent the zargos budgie in the mail to a sailor.

by riggerbill June 1, 2010

Zeroaccess

1.An annoying rootkit that is running rampant on the internet.
It may do the following things to your computer.
-Disable Anti-virus protection
-Modify registry keys
-Disable security center
-Disable internet connection
-Block access to well known anti-virus sites
-Install Fake Anti-viruses.
-Steal your money (So much for your bank account.)
This rootkit is a big pain in the ass to remove and may require a reformat, or 10 hours removing it via kaspersky Rescue disk. It's spreading as fast as the H1N1 could say oh shit. It is also called Sirefef by some people.

Have you heard of zeroaccess? It costed me to reformat my computer.

by Sir Terry September 29, 2012

zero to one

An act of creation that is singular and results in something fresh and strange.

A: Paypal succeeded in bringing together email and money.
B: "Zero to One!"

by Heisenberg01 February 5, 2015

Zero Tweet

The origins of a tweet on Twitter.

Once Urban Dictionary approves "Zero Tweet" as the Word of the Day, I will Zero Tweet this out over Twitter to my legions of followers to re-tweet and favor.

by Ski25 June 21, 2015

Zero Penis Relationship

A couple with a sexual relationship without natural penis. In general, a Lesbian couple.
Cp. to a double penis relationship and a single penis relationship.

Did you hear, Patricia and Linda just started a proper Zero Penis Relationship!

by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016