The Princess Zelda

A sexual position/adventure best undertaken by three persons. One individual, preferably the hairiest of the three, hereafter referred to as "Ganon", must “kidnap” a second individual, hereafter "Zelda". The third individual, hereafter "Link", thus embarks upon a quest to "rescue" Zelda.

The use of various "items" that can assist Link in "rescuing" Zelda or "stopping" Ganon may add some intrigue. They should be erotic in nature and left about the "dungeon" so that Link may utilize them to the best of his/her technical ability.

Most importantly Zelda is not allowed to aid Link or hinder Ganon in any fashion until the very end. The recommended code of conduct for Zelda is to act as she does in many of the video games: Do Nothing, at all. Ragdoll.

Victory Conditions:
At this point Link would use whatever has been agreed upon as the "Master Sword" and he and Zelda may "Banish" Ganon in whichever way he/she finds most appealing.

You may, in the course of roleplay, choose to discover that Ganon isn't such a bad guy. In this case the two may put aside their differences and work together to "rescue" the princess in the method that proves most effective.

"This weekend my girlfriend, her Pilates instructor, and I were playing The Princess Zelda and he almost won until I pulled out my Master Sword and smote him."

"I'm feeling a little kinky, would you boys like to play 'Mousetrap?'"
"Nah, Dan and I played that last week; he got the cheese. Let's play The Princess Zelda."

by linkgenesis January 27, 2013

The Legend of Zelda

A video game made by Nintendo where there is a warrior named Link who is supposed to save Zelda. Hardest game to get through.

by SonicDude June 2, 2003

Zelda Zombie

1. A person who has been playing Legend of Zelda continuously for a period of time in order to beat the game.
2. A person who eats, drinks and breathes Legend of Zelda

I've been playing Legend of Zelda so much this weekend that I've turned into a Zelda Zombie

by gothicgirl143 March 12, 2012

Zebada

If you meet a girl named Zebada she is the best friend you would want! She is very kind, and average (in grades), she is the most perfect girl you will ever meet! She might have a few rough times but you should really talk to her about it! Usually Zebada’s have a dog or maybe a hedgehog! She’s very loving and caring and has a lot of friends! She usually has that one best friend who she cares about the most! (No offense to her other friends) Any boy has to take care of her, and treat her the way she wants to be treated! If you met a Zebada you are very lucky!

Guy 1: Have you seen Zebada?
Guy:2 Yeah! She’s looking good today!

by sammy3627 May 12, 2019

Zelda Botw

Zelda: The thicc princess and has a knight named link

Man: does anyone have Zelda Botw fan art

by EntireGalaxy456 March 2, 2021

Led Zelda

the mixture of led zeppelin and legend of zelda. also, one cool ass kid on the g4ttv
forums.

Wow, Led Zelda owns the forums.

by Rasberry Rocker February 21, 2005

Princess Zelda

A slutty whore in the Zelda Series of Video games that often poses as being in trouble because of ganondorf (Actually her child from when she got screwed in the backseat of her dads carriage.) To get ahold of link and sexually please herself. She takes it up the ass from him every time he "saves" her. And his biggoron sword doesn't usually break when he does this. These actions are usually omitted from the games.

Princess Zelda: "Ganon, Kidnap me so I can have some of links hylian cock"

by Xerovis October 7, 2007