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Plane Wreck 

A potent strain of marijuana which combines the "Train Wreck" and "Afgani" strains. Trainwreck is a sativa-dominant cannabis strain that hits you as hard as a freight train that you don't see coming; burns quick and produces thick smoke that will almost certainly get you coughing. Afghani on the other hand has big round fat leaves and the same beautiful big fat buds, which usually has a rich smooth hash like heavy smoke taste.

Like most hybrids that mix a sativa-strain and a indica-strain, Plane Wreck has quickly gained a reputation as a very potent, couch-gluing, rant-inducing, giggle-fest-having breed of DA' BUDDY :)
me:

so it's trainwrekk and afgani?!

dealer-who-looks-like-Meatloaf:

yeah yo, it's called plane wreck!

me:

why's it called plane wreck?

dealer-who-looks-like-Meatloaf:
cus....idk.....'s what afganis do, rite?....wreck planes into stuff....

me:
aww, but now i feel bad, that's like "remember 9/11" weed...

dealer-who-looks-like-Meatloaf:
yooo! wooooord! that's what we'll call it NEXT week!

ass wreck 

ass wreck by alex2007 May 5, 2007

team wreck 

team wreck just fucked my house party up
team wreck by Mike Buzz May 1, 2008

Train wreck

During vigorous sex, a trainwreck occurs when the penis slips out and hits the taint, causing a sudden painful bend.
I ended up in the emergency room with a broken dick after last night's train wreck.

check yourself before you wreck yourself 

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1 (v, idiom) "check yourself before you wreck yourself"

A popular idiom- its creation typically being credited to the revered American Gangster Rapper, Ice Cube- that implies a person, before making a firm choice of word(s) or action(s), should first exercise precaution and consider all outcomes and possible consequences that will follow as a result of what they say or do; and that, as a result of the individual's negligence to use foresight in the situation, if they do not exercise such precaution- or "check theirself" first, then on nearly every occasion that isn't a "first offense" the individual in question will suffer instantaneous or swift judgement (karma) dictated by the other people around them.

(synonyms: recognize, respect, keep it 100, watch one's attitude, watch one's mouf, behave oneself)

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"Ayo, Christine. I done seen my girl loving up another man."
"Who, Quincy?"
"Yes, ma'am. You already know I'm finna burn all her shoes!"
"Woah now, big dog! You'd betta check yourself before you wreck yourself."

Cake Wreck 

Any cake made and decorated by a professional bakery that is unintentionally sad, funny, ugly, creepy, and/or dirty, but generally in an amusing way.

The error could be ugly decorating, misspelled or incorrect words, errors in grammar, etc.The only real guideline for a Cake Wreck is that it was made in a professional bakery, and is messed up in some way.
1: I told them I wanted my cake to say "happy birthday Chris!" in orange, but they wrote the phrase
"happy birthday Chris in orange!" right on my cake! It's a cake wreck.

2: I saw this cake at a bakery that was supposed to have Santa on it, but it looked more like a pile of bird poo with a cherry on it! What a Cake Wreck.

3: I saw the funniest Cake Wreck on cakewrecks.com! It was soooooo hideous.
Cake Wreck by Dream-Wings December 5, 2009