zuck wheat 

A zuck wheat is someone who is not very intelligent, and has a hard time understanding basic principles.

That blonde girl from Clark's Summit surely fits the description of a zuck wheat.

zuck wheat by Dat dude down the street June 3, 2014

Buck wheat pancakes 

A word used to compare things in piles

Damn her forehead be lookin like buck wheat pancakes

Buck wheat pancakes by Ceciliapizzeria September 18, 2018

fields of wheat 

The term 'fields of wheat' refers to having sexual activity in the countryside, similar to dogging it has become a common pass time in rural British culture, most commonly used by the upper class gentry and ladies of the manor.

Jenny next door and i were exploring the fields of wheat last week, she is a hot lady to know.

fields of wheat by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018

Winter's Worth of Wheat 

A Winter's Worth of Wheat is an antiquated barter system used in some communities that face a long and unprofitable Winter season. At its purest darkness would a family receive enough wheat to last them through the Winter - regardless of household size - in exchange for a newly born infant. The infant was typically fed to abominable supernatural creatures such as vampires or brought up to be a eunuch or slave. Typically, however, was the term used on a more general scale to refer to any sort of illegal business that gave a large commodity in exchange for something irreplaceable and therefore usually of great sentimental value.

"So did Jenneigh get her abortion yet?"
"No, she said she's gonna carry it full term for a Winter's Worth of Wheat. Really wants that $500 Sephora gift card."

Winter's Worth of Wheat by Päällikkö March 6, 2022

Frosted Mini Wheat 

A cum covered mexican.

I busted all over him, turned him into a frosted mini wheat.

Frosted Mini Wheat by Taztim September 13, 2022

assault the wheat 

When you're too tired to say "hit the hay", but just awake enough to let your violent primal urges slip out.

God damn, I'm tired, I'm gonna assault the wheat.

assault the wheat by Literal Code October 29, 2022

Mini Wheat

A girl who is absolutely hot and delicious when viewed from her back, but when you catch a glimpse of her front the view is nothing but bland and disappointing.

“Man, I wish I had never caught up to that girl on the subway. Nicest ass I’ve ever seen, but damn she had the face of a dog! Just another mini wheat!”

Mini Wheat by MitchumClear December 22, 2008