Washboarding

A type of sex act where one person rubs their genitals or has them rubbed by another person's torso (flat chest, six pack etc).

My GF got jealous when she saw some big-titted TV announcer last night, so I suggested she try washboarding me to see tits ain't necessary.

by NeppestNep November 23, 2023

Dashboard Disease

Someone who continually ditches there best friends to ride around in someone's car who they barely know.

Hey wheres ....?? Shes in ....'s car again. Shes caught dashboard disease.

by 121madman121 September 28, 2009

Dashboard

The collective term used to describe the area between the neck and upper thighs on a Female

Tony: I had sex with Megan last night

Ash: Give us the details then, what was her Dashboard like?

by Brailsford Cyant February 26, 2021

Dashboarding

A gaming term used to refer to when a game suddenly freezes for absolutely no reason whatsoever, forcing a restart.

The term was coined by various Fallout 76 players, as the game is absolutely notorious for doing this.

"Don't worry, I got y- GODDAMMIT!"

"Did you dashboard?"

"Yes..."

"Man, dashboarding sucks. I feel you, man."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021

Dashboard Warrior

Dashboard Warrior is exactly like a keyboard warrior but in a car for instances of spontaneous road rage where there is never any plan to escalate an altercation face to face. In fact, if any encounter is about to escalate beyond harmless finger fighting via some Mime-Fu or Hand-Jitsu, the Dashboard Warrior will make all efforts to hastily drive off and escape.

Man, the school drop off these days is crazy. Nothing but Dashboard Warriors and Karents as if everyone is late to work - too busy go toe to toe before the principal or, Mr Meyers (the oversized PE/Math teacher) breaks it up. I get it, schools were only made for students arriving by walking in the snow uphill both ways — never this militaristic style attack by troops comprised of assorted mini backpacked soldiers in primary colored camo, shuttled quickly by fleets of offroad Humvee-like 4x4 suvs and all personnel carriers in the form of gold, silver, and burgundy minivans…

by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021

dashboard door

A cooler name for a glovebox

Example of dashboard door

by Ashweeeee69 May 24, 2022

wainboarding

The act of training a small child under the age of 5 to skateboard or surf. Wainboarding comes from the Irish slang term “wain” which means child. Because the children are so young, they usually stand crouched a lot lower on the board than someone older, and have a different way of riding on the board for that reason.

Kyle taught his toddler wainboarding.

by Dr. Sigh June 4, 2022