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mascara warning

A term used for people with mascara on when an emotional moment comes up the mascara may mess up their face when they cry.

Commonly used on the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast Show with Chris Evans, where he warns listeners wearing mascara when he talks about something emotional.
Mark: Hey Lucy, Wanna watch Titanic with me? There might be a mascara warning.
Lucy: Sure.
by Ipsylon October 8, 2018
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"We're sorry about your kid..." ~ Ritard
Ritard "We had a warning 10 years in advance but we didn't do anything about it because we were also doing a targeted harassment campaign and he created AI. But we wanted him locked up more than we wanted your kid to live... So... Yeah..."

Hym "2 year old dies after left in a hot car while mother gets lip-filler! YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN KIDS! THEY KILL THEIR OWN KIDS! THEY FUCK THEIR OWN KIDS! And now the are harassing and surveilling and stealing from me so they can be self-righteous about their kids because they are sub-human pieces for shit! And I'm not letting you play burden of proof hot potato. That is all this is. And if they say anything other than THAT☝️ THEY ARE LYING! That is exactly what's happening here!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Warning Track

Sticking just the tip of your Dick in another mans ass.
My buddy LSN went warning track last night on some new guy to see if he liked it.
by ITFT August 18, 2021
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aesthetic warning

something very “aesthetic” which is a compilation of memes or clips or funny videos or random stuff in the term aesthetic warning with the ⚠️ emoji and uses the term TW or trigger warning
have you seen this aesthetic warning, its so aesthetic
by midgen;-; June 21, 2023
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WARN

I just WARN
by RABGAFBAN💋👄👅 March 25, 2019
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toe tag warning

A situation, like Hurricane Katrina, where the police go around and hand out triage tags or disaster evacuation tags or, if you're light-skinned, write your name and social-security number on your arm. I heard it from someone in New Orleans- that's what they called it during Hurricane Katrina.
The person wrote: We lazed around Memphis until we could meet up with one of my oldest friends who was too stubborn to heed toe tag warnings from cops at his door. He ended up in shorts and t-shirt but nothing else when his house flooded within seconds.
by ras57 March 7, 2024
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The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
by Rory Grue January 3, 2023
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