A term used for people with mascara on when an emotional moment comes up the mascara may mess up their face when they cry.
Commonly used on the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast Show with Chris Evans, where he warns listeners wearing mascara when he talks about something emotional.
Commonly used on the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast Show with Chris Evans, where he warns listeners wearing mascara when he talks about something emotional.
by Ipsylon October 8, 2018
Get the mascara warningmug. Ritard "We had a warning 10 years in advance but we didn't do anything about it because we were also doing a targeted harassment campaign and he created AI. But we wanted him locked up more than we wanted your kid to live... So... Yeah..."
Hym "2 year old dies after left in a hot car while mother gets lip-filler! YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN KIDS! THEY KILL THEIR OWN KIDS! THEY FUCK THEIR OWN KIDS! And now the are harassing and surveilling and stealing from me so they can be self-righteous about their kids because they are sub-human pieces for shit! And I'm not letting you play burden of proof hot potato. That is all this is. And if they say anything other than THAT☝️ THEY ARE LYING! That is exactly what's happening here!"
Hym "2 year old dies after left in a hot car while mother gets lip-filler! YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN KIDS! THEY KILL THEIR OWN KIDS! THEY FUCK THEIR OWN KIDS! And now the are harassing and surveilling and stealing from me so they can be self-righteous about their kids because they are sub-human pieces for shit! And I'm not letting you play burden of proof hot potato. That is all this is. And if they say anything other than THAT☝️ THEY ARE LYING! That is exactly what's happening here!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the A warning 10 years in advancemug. When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.
Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
by MackZee February 2, 2020
Get the Jew minute warningmug. We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.
by anonymous December 23, 2022
Get the Blizzard Warningmug. by StinkyRaptor May 11, 2023
Get the airbag warningmug. 1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.
2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."
2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
by EdMyerR April 7, 2023
Get the Warning Shartmug. A warning for a snowstorm in the midwest that is big enough to make a liquor store trip to stock up on booze to ride out the storm.
by midwestisbest January 12, 2024
Get the liquor store warningmug.