navy walrus

A Navy walrus is like a Navy SEAL except they are too fat to actually be a seal. Although they don't get assigned to any official "Walrus Team 6" etc etc, they do go on dangerous missions to places like Pizza Hut and places that offer all you can eat buffet and they are called on to go perform BDT ops aka Buffet Demolition Team.
Hey do you think that fat ass in the camo pants is just a redneck or maybe a Navy Walrus? It is hard to say because he is fat enough but does not seem to be eating like it's a mission.
by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015
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slippery walrus

When an elderly man spreads his cheeks for a young woman to insert her foot (at speed) into his well lubricated rectum.
Hey Dave, i heard pete was playing slippery walrus with your bird last night!
by osman hussain December 02, 2015
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Walrus Job

An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.
Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.
by Eaton Holgoode August 12, 2015
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Thesaurus Walrus

Thesaurus Walrus is a name given to a person who knows many synonyms. It is based on a walrus living in Crouch End, England who is often employed by locals for his knowledge of the English language and urban colloquialisms.

Having studied at Oxford his vocabulary far surpasses that of other aquatic mammals. His voice, while high pitched, is sonorous and earned him leading roles in several operas including “La Boheme” and “Nannuk of the Northern Lights”. He also starred in his own variety show “Pinniped Pinhead”. In the early part of 2009, he was arrested for an incident at the Greenwich Observatory when he apparently went into an unstoppable diatribe describing the planets with an endless string of adjectives. He was subsequently acquitted when it was determined that he had eaten a Thai fish dish from the restaurant and had a bad reaction to the peanut sauce. His career rebounded following the trial and after the verdict was announced, he described himself as happy, joyous, giddy, content, pleased, glad, cheerful, blissful, thrilled, smiling, positive, jovial, festive, merry, jolly, delighted, thankful, satisfied, comfortable, at ease, charmed, enchanted, delighted, elated, overjoyed and over the moon.
He was able to tell me eighteen ways to describe fresh fish. What a Thesaurus walrus!
by J.Snead February 12, 2010
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ambien walrus

When you trip hard from taking ambien.
Shit man, last week I had the biggest ambien walrus ever.
by I just wrote ambien walrus January 25, 2016
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whack the walrus

he was really whacking thwe wlarus
by chillman350 October 22, 2003
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Portland Walrus

During intercourse, just before ejaculation, the woman bites the head of the mans penis.
She gave me a Portland Walrus during our make-up sex, it left marks!
by L. Roman July 15, 2006
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