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Smollet-Wallace

The action of manufacturing by the means of taking ornate day to day objects, planning an attack of violence, or any self derived plans to incite violence through inanimate objects to gain television, news, and spotlight time to further a goal of division within America.

Also known as a Jussie-Bubba, Smollace, or Jussubba.
Our Smollet-Wallace neighbor found a bunch of rusted handcuffs in his basement that has not been used in centuries now stating white people attacked his family and had them chained there. He is going to the news to tell them about all this Jussubba.

Our Smollet-Wallace coworker found a piece of black licorice dropped on the floor by her desk at work that someone dropped there and now suing the company for a hate crime. She is going to give them a load of Jussie-Bubba.

I smell a real live case of the Smollace.
by GraberTownsend June 24, 2020
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charlotte wallace

A sexy Girl that is extremely nice and caring and is as thick as a Harry Potter book
That charlotte wallace girl is fine.
by Damo mate March 24, 2018
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William Wallace

The real one: Wears A Kilt. Rolls in the mud with said kilt on. Has a two-handed Claymore sword. Chops off people's legs with said sword. Fought against the warriors of Edward The Longshanks.

The faerytale William Wallace: fights Longshanks to the death, Longshank's blood dripping down Wallace's face while he does a sword dance around his bloody claymore. He then slits open Longshank's wife's chest and removes her guts.
1. William Wallace was the bravest Scotsman to ever exist.

2. William Wallace was the goriest Scotsman to not exist.
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barnes wallace

A term used when taking a meaty dump. The turn is so fat, that when it hits the water, there is enough splash back to drench your ring piece. Like a makeshift beeday.

Named after the original pilot of the bouncing bomb during world war 2.
Dave: good shit?
Gaz: Yea! I don't like the Winter though, The Barnes Wallace was freezing!
Dave: barnes wallace, cool.
by spidermaguire October 20, 2008
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mack wallace

He is often refered as the most sexiest being alive. He is loyal, generous and very thoughtful. He can get any girl he'd like. He is also referred as the love guru. He is a very intelligent man. He is also a really funny guy.

"You see that man over there. He must be Mack Wallace"
by Mad ginger December 18, 2013
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Wet Wallace

Baby I can't wait to give you a Wet Wallace when we get home.
by DumbDildo473 December 26, 2016
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Jimmy Wallace

An alcoholic Beveridge prepared by grabbing whatever you can reach served in whatever can hold it.

Eg. Half a warm beer served in an old gumboot with a taco garnish.

No two are ever the same.
I ordered a Jimmy Wallace at the bar the other day. I was served two shots of bourbon in an ice cube tray with some lightly fried barramundi fillets on the side.
by Stansie December 13, 2018
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